There are so many Loki variants running around these days! Maybe it’s time for you to get in on some of the mischief? If so, grab your glorious purpose by the horns! Purchase this golden Loki crown, and embrace your inner god of mischief!
These unfortunate side effects often lead to other unfortunate outcomes (also covered in the waiver). They include betrayal by co-conspirators, death of all hired or conscripted soldiers and beat-downs by groups of super powered hero’s.
Please, don’t let that daunting list of negatives keep you from grabbing these horns! You’ll be the most stylish mischief maker around, and remember, Loki never really dies. Take the crown today! You were born to rule!
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