Cleanness Of Teeth X 100

Have you ever dropped your toothbrush in the toilet? As a father of three, I have seen many toothbrushes go sploosh, bloop, bloop, bloop to the bottom of our toilet. Sometimes, the brush clanks off the ceramic edge of the pot and lands in that nasty no-man’s land between the toilet and the back wall. Either way, one never looks at that toothbrush the same again!

Wouldn’t it be great to have a few extra toothbrushes around for just such an occasion? How about 100 extras? Well, for just $17.99 you can have just that: a 100 pack of toothbrushes! Yeah! 

These precision tools have all the classic features you’ve come to know and love over the years. Handles that beacon the most leathery hand to reach down and squeeze the  polypropylene and polyethylene grip. The bristles are made from nylon. They won’t break down over time and are impervious to water, toothpaste and all the toxic preservatives found in the processed foods we eat. Put these tooth brushes to the test, and you’ll experience their versatility first hand. With a gentle sweep whisks away that morning tooth scum leaving you feeling fresh and confident. Need to deal with pesky gummy bear residue entrenched in the trenches of your molars? Add a little gusto to your brushing, and our bristles will have that bear gunk out faster than Smokey the Bear running from a California wildfire! 

Finally, These brushes come in many fashionable colors, so you can stand out in the crowded toothbrush holder at your house. There is so much to love, and you can love it 100 times over with this great 100 pack of toothbrushes! 

Thanks for reading this ridiculous blog! We all need a little levity now and then. If you want to help out the Telescope show, click the affiliate link. Anything you buy on that trip to Amazon will help us help others discover God through Geek Culture.